Mom's sh*tlist

In the recent past...

Monday: Message #1
"Hi darling daughter, how are you? We're all okay. Just calling to say hi."

Tuesday: Message #2
"Hi sweetie, how are you? We're all okay. Talk to you later."

Wednesday: Message #3
"Hi dear, I've left you a few messages. You must be busy. Don't work too hard."

Thursday: Message #4
"Hi. We're fine. Dad is fine. Brother is fine. Bye."

Friday: Message #5
"Call (xxx) xxx - xxxx. This is your mother."

Saturday: My turn #1
"Hi, this is your long lost daughter from California, sorry. Been so busy. No time. Where are you?"

Sunday: My turn #2
Me: "Hi mom, finally."
Mom: "Oh hi sweetie, this is not a good time."
Me: "But, " (interrupted)
Mom: "Sorry, gotta go now. We're going out. Okay. Bye."
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